that's not on you that's on them for being a creepy little shit or whatever they are do they know where you live in the mansion cause you might wanna relocate
did they say what they were exactly because tbh some of what they said was way less kid's stuff and way more the shining
do you need to double back and hide someplace
[Because frankly, he's had it to here with bizarre unknowable evils and he has zero qualms with straight-up murdering one of them. Or just screwing them over. Because he will also do that. Or he'll try.]
i talked to them once and noped the fuck out when they started harping on and on about death and stuff they don't know who i am at least so theres that
[Well, all right, they're doing this now. Ordinarily he'd follow up with a flat no and then hang up, but Max actually seems to be in kind of a pickle. So he complies.
There's a faint buzz in the background, like talking over a bad connection, but he's mercifully audible.]
[His tone carries all the light assurance of someone who very much doesn't know where this is headed and is almost certain that he won't like it but is really honestly trying to keep it together because Max sounds kind of on the verge of freaking here.]
[Thank god he's handling well so far. Though Max is still obviously tense, her voice hesitant, at least until she's gotten it all off her chest.]
Chara asked me to show them some pictures one time, and... Uhh, I showed one of the Mystery Mansion ones. [Slight pause here as she tries to keep her voice calm.]
Durng the tour... with you in it. And, uhh, I said we were friends, so... they know who you are.
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I'm pretty sure I screwed something up
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what's up
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I kind of pissed them off
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what do you mean
what happened
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Well as it turns out theyre some sort of. Mass murderer
Aaaaand theyre majorly pissed at me
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are they coming after you
do they know your name or what you look like or anything
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I know i messed up ok
But it was a while ago and they havent done anything yet so idk
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that's on them for being a creepy little shit or whatever they are
do they know where you live in the mansion cause you might wanna relocate
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Honestly I dont know if i should stay in crowds or by myself, theyre just a kid right and tons of people here are superpowered and stuff
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do you need to double back and hide someplace
[Because frankly, he's had it to here with bizarre unknowable evils and he has zero qualms with straight-up murdering one of them. Or just screwing them over. Because he will also do that. Or he'll try.]
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Already hiding
Shit alex i did not mean to fuck up this bad. I was just trying to figure them out
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well thats original
if there here it means they can be killed right?
theres ways to take care of this
it'll be ok
[This is Alex, again, trying to be reassuring. He hasn't had a lot of practice.]
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[Oh my god Alex she's just trying to warn you about Chara. Or she will, when she works up the nerve.]
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there just casually talking about killing people and stuff, i've seen the horror flicks and this never ends well
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Or to Sans! They know them.
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jesus christ
i talked to them once and noped the fuck out when they started harping on and on about death and stuff
they don't know who i am at least so theres that
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...Alex?
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There's a faint buzz in the background, like talking over a bad connection, but he's mercifully audible.]
Seriously, are you okay?
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Uhh, I think I just need to calm down. And, okay, there's something else, but... Promise me you'll try not to freak out.
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[His tone carries all the light assurance of someone who very much doesn't know where this is headed and is almost certain that he won't like it but is really honestly trying to keep it together because Max sounds kind of on the verge of freaking here.]
I've seen some weird shit, all right? It's cool.
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Chara asked me to show them some pictures one time, and... Uhh, I showed one of the Mystery Mansion ones. [Slight pause here as she tries to keep her voice calm.]
Durng the tour... with you in it. And, uhh, I said we were friends, so... they know who you are.
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Okay... [He draws out the word a syllable or two longer than he should as he struggles to keep his tone steady.] That - uh, that could be a problem.
[Putting it mildly.]
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I know. I'm so, so sorry, Alex. I swear, I had no idea. They had this whole... orphan kid story. Maybe it's true, I don't know.
[The breath she was holding in comes out as a groan.] I'm sorry.
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...No, yeah, no. This is actually pretty bad.]
It's okay, it's - we can fix this, they don't know where I am, right?
[The urgency in his voice tumbles forward. It's not like room 44, floor 4 is all that hard to remember.]
They don't, right?
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