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[rosswood]

you've reached Alex Kralie. leave a message maybe i'll get back to you

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[mypartnerintime]

Ok I know this is completely random but

I'm pretty sure I screwed something up

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[rosswood]

woah woah hey
what's up

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[mypartnerintime]

You know that creepy kid with the like 1/8th life crisis right?

I kind of pissed them off

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[rosswood]

i mean i talked to them once but i figured they were a little too exorcist to be normal

what do you mean
what happened

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[mypartnerintime]

Yeaaaah believe it or not I kind of didnt notice. Theyve been nice just some random kid right?

Well as it turns out theyre some sort of. Mass murderer

Aaaaand theyre majorly pissed at me

2/22/16, A Thoughtful Sympathy Card

[fulllifeconsequences]

[If they knew where he lived, they'd have slid it under his door. But they don't, so there's a super thoughtful envelope with Alex's name on it just sitting in the kitchen, pinned to a table by a steak knife.

Inside is a card.

It's not signed, but there is a lovely inscription in red pen:]

Try it again. I dare you.

[rosswood]

[By the time he's alive again, he's not horribly eager to try again just yet. Not until he has a game plan that's a little more than "charge the thing and stab it until it dies".

A card in the kitchen. Dubious. It means that little freak either doesn't know where he lives or wants him to think that. He barely gives the card a second glance before tearing it cleanly in two and dropping it on the spot.

He makes sure to tread on it on his way out.]

[mypartnerintime]

Ok I know you're hiding but want to help me set up for the calendar photoshoot?

It'll be fun! And a good way to get back into normalcy.

[rosswood]

i offered my services but calendar girl didn't seem too interested

[Who doesn't like glitchy-hipster photos of spooky woods? come on, Darcy clearly has some poor taste.]

as long as there's no kids
you know the ones i mean

[mypartnerintime]

I know. And for the record, not a peep from Chara so far on the calendar thingy. [She stalks the network. Unashamedly. She's just quieter about it now.]

Are you in? At least for the set up?

[2/2] because just because

[mypartnerintime]

[A slightly delayed follow-up text:]

BTW I finally got to talk to that Frisk kid.

[rosswood]

[He hesitates. He's been stalking the network too, for a mix of reasons.

But he really needs to actually get out, doesn't he. Besides, there was talk of the whole calendar thing being PG-13, so hopefully kids will be turned away at the door, no matter how creepy they are.]

yeah alright
i'll be there

the one who's chara but not?

[mypartnerintime]

The also little also brown haired also suspiciously cute one, yes.

They're actually pretty cool.

They said Chara would probably leave you alone if you leave them alone too.

5/27, text, HEARD U WERE TALKIN SHIT KRALIE

[fulllifeconsequences]

Alex.

TALK SHIT GET LIT isn't that how the saying goes or somethin

[rosswood]

Dipshit.

brb mastering fire magic specifically and entirely just to immolate alex "asslord" kralie

[fulllifeconsequences]

Seems you've met Toriel.

Isn't she sweet? =)

it would be some lovely irony tbh this man is an arsonist

[rosswood]

who the goat lady
i'd ask how a goat thing can be your mom but honestly it makes an awful lot of sense
a goat would give birth the spawn of satan wouldn't it

[Voice | After Summerween]

[mypartnerintime]

[She actually remembers his whole static thing this time, so she just leaves a quick voice message.]

Hey Alex. I know you don't like calls, so just call me back or text me. Whatever floats your boat.

text

[rosswood]

[The response doesn't come promptly, but it does come within the day.]

what's up

text

[mypartnerintime]

You know what's up

Sorry about Chloe... I did warn you.

text

[rosswood]

I didn't know she'd know it was me. I figured it was time to meet her anyway.

Didn't know she'd pull a piece on me.

[mypartnerintime]

So how was the event?

Also how's the whole spy investigation thing going?

[rosswood]

Not good.

[An answer for both questions!]

[mypartnerintime]

Meaning what exactly? :(

[rosswood]

People died. Good people.

Again.