You can't see the family resemblance? I have her eyes, you know.
I would like to politely suggest that you remember my mother is a "she," not an "it." A boss monster, not a "goat thing." You don't seem to have made a very good first impression, so pro tips like those will help, I'm sure, in making your future attempts at conversation slightly less abysmal.
Oh! Do you intend to avoid her for the rest of your wretched little parody of an existence here, then? That would, I think, be preferable for everyone.
Am I? Bodes kind of poorly for you if you managed to get outfought and outwitted by a ten-year-old, doesn't it?
A ten-year-old, luckily for you, who is willing to be merciful. I cannot help but notice this pattern of yours. Almost immediately alienating and offending everyone you speak to. I did not write you just to taunt you, though it is more fun than I thought it would be. I came to offer advice.
well hip hip hoofuckingray for you i guess you've really grown as a person congrats kudos gold star you got a lucky shot in somehow i get the impression that taking advice from you is the quickest way to get myself killed but thanks
Unless you would like to see exactly how many lucky shots I can manage,
do not insult my mother.
My actions are my own. Not hers. I couldn't care less what you have to say about me or the choices I have made. Though I do notice, interestingly enough, that you neglected to mention the part where you tried to slit my throat like a pig at a slaughter.
because your a goddamn menace does your mom know that i mean hey kudos you almost have me convinced you give a fuck about someone else good luck with that
Doing slightly better than you are, then, am I not? Remarkable, how even a demonic abomination does not alienate themselves quite as thoroughly as you do.
Continue to posture all you like. I believe I have made myself perfectly clear.
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if youre gonna murder, murder ironically
I would like to politely suggest that you remember my mother is a "she," not an "it." A boss monster, not a "goat thing." You don't seem to have made a very good first impression, so pro tips like those will help, I'm sure, in making your future attempts at conversation slightly less abysmal.
words to live by
or, you know, die by
we'll live fast and die hard, or something
really
you need to stop trying to sound so sophisticated your like ten and it shows
but sure if that means you'll leave me the fuck alone
alternatively: die fast and also die
A ten-year-old, luckily for you, who is willing to be merciful. I cannot help but notice this pattern of yours. Almost immediately alienating and offending everyone you speak to. I did not write you just to taunt you, though it is more fun than I thought it would be. I came to offer advice.
does that make us dielingual
you got a lucky shot in
somehow i get the impression that taking advice from you is the quickest way to get myself killed but thanks
GROAN
do not insult my mother.
My actions are my own. Not hers. I couldn't care less what you have to say about me or the choices I have made. Though I do notice, interestingly enough, that you neglected to mention the part where you tried to slit my throat like a pig at a slaughter.
no subject
does your mom know that
i mean hey
kudos
you almost have me convinced you give a fuck about someone else
good luck with that
no subject
Continue to posture all you like. I believe I have made myself perfectly clear.
no subject
whatever you say